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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 00:36

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do gang stalkers want?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?